Having run out of things to do by two in the morning.

Shitlogs who think derogatory comments are funny.

People who don't know how to drive the truck they are getting paid to know how to drive.

The rate at which fingernails grow.

36-hour Tech Weekends

(36 minimum hours)

Lithium-ion batteries.

People who complain about things without actively trying to solve their problems.

Crocs, flip flops, and people who wear either of them in public.

(The flip flop rule only applies to men.)

People who just don't understand that sometimes you should shut the fuck up because nobody cares what you have to say.

Interrupted naps.

People who say they're unbiased.

Cocklobsters who know nothing about the world they live in.

Discs that rip at less than 1x speed.

My new irrational fear of standing on slugs.

Giving a man false hope because you want an excuse to buy a dress.

Star Wolf's Over+B and Up+B Attacks.

The dictionary.

Getting soda fizz on your hand

People who take three fucking slices of pizza. Fat piece of shit.

My car's break pedal.