Retail workers who pride themselves on having no pride.

Insensitive motion controlled paper towel dispensers

People who don't understand the unavoidability of the Zombie Apocalypse

Squeaky shoes

The phrase "AM in the morning"

Busywork.

Naps that leave you more tired when they're over.

People who get angry when you can't friggin hear them because you obviously have headphones in and therefore can't hear them because that's the point.

The fact that I feel naked because I don't have the tools on me to take apart a computer while driving.

Days where you're tired but don't have enough time to take a nap.