Buses and Ayn Rand.

Untailored suits and ill-tied ties.

Retail workers who pride themselves on having no pride.

Insensitive motion controlled paper towel dispensers

People who don't understand the unavoidability of the Zombie Apocalypse

Squeaky shoes

The phrase "AM in the morning"

Busywork.

Naps that leave you more tired when they're over.

People who get angry when you can't friggin hear them because you obviously have headphones in and therefore can't hear them because that's the point.

The fact that I feel naked because I don't have the tools on me to take apart a computer while driving.

Days where you're tired but don't have enough time to take a nap.

Having run out of things to do by two in the morning.

Shitlogs who think derogatory comments are funny.

People who don't know how to drive the truck they are getting paid to know how to drive.

The rate at which fingernails grow.

36-hour Tech Weekends

(36 minimum hours)

Lithium-ion batteries.

People who complain about things without actively trying to solve their problems.

Crocs, flip flops, and people who wear either of them in public.

(The flip flop rule only applies to men.)

People who just don't understand that sometimes you should shut the fuck up because nobody cares what you have to say.

Interrupted naps.

People who say they're unbiased.

Cocklobsters who know nothing about the world they live in.

Discs that rip at less than 1x speed.

My new irrational fear of standing on slugs.

Giving a man false hope because you want an excuse to buy a dress.

Star Wolf's Over+B and Up+B Attacks.

The dictionary.

Getting soda fizz on your hand

People who take three fucking slices of pizza. Fat piece of shit.

My car's break pedal.

Assholes who don't know how to knock

Religious Assholes.

Now, I don't mean religious assholes in that everyone who is religious is an asshole and I hate them, but more the people who are assholes about religion. Everyone knows that guy who at any chance they get will tell you how they feel about the way the universe was made and how you are an idiot because you don't 100% agree with them. The kid who will wear his bible camp t-shirt and talk to the Jewish kids about how they should convert. The douchenozzle who will loudly proclaim "God doesn't exist." whenever they can, even though they know it will offend the people around them. The guy who won't even introduce them self to someone wearing something that resembles a turban on their head, because the news told them that everyone like that likes to blow shit up. Assholes.

People who deny that they snore.

People who don't understand what size clothes they should be wearing.

Stupid Fucking People: Issue 1

Jesus Christ. I hate people. Pretty much all of them. Especially boys. Boys are icky. They have cooties. Also: all guys are fucking retarded. Especially when it comes to girls. Grow a pair and learn to have a little faith in a human being that isn't yourself. Chickenshit fuckups. I hate 'em.

Ragdoll Physics Engines

New Blog!

Woo! I made a blog! I'm going to post in this blog every time there is something that I hate that comes to mind... which is probably going to happen at least once a day. Aww fuck who am I kidding, I'm going to update this motherfucker all the goddamn time. Go in peace, fuck the world.

EDIT: The RSS is the thing at the bottom. I sure as hell know I'm subscribing to my feed.